A weapon consisting of a billiards pool ball placed inside a long, stretchy sock. This is generally used by poor gang members, or people who intent to injure someone in a ridiculous fashion.

I pawked that guy directly in the head

Pawk by Pawker June 1, 2010

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Pawk Fwied Wice

A rather impolite way to pronounce the Chinese dish "Pork Fried Rice"

Time to go to P.F Chang's, and Tim, don't say pawk fwied wice this time, we don't want to get

thrown out again

Pawk Fwied Wice by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

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black pawkeet

a crappy game on neopets that sum mothers get addicted to and spend hours on it instead of cleaning the house and communicating with humans

''my mum always plays black pawkeets''

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pawkward

lacking grace in a social situation where one is trying to be percieved as popular

There was a pawkward moment after Sally belched during her first date.

pawkward by Daylight@Midnight May 1, 2007

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pawky

From Scottish, meaning 'cunning' or 'crafty'.

The pawky boy cheated his friend out of his money.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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