Current slogan:
"First in friendship, forth in obesity."
The home of Leslie Knope, your Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation.
Pawnee is a city with low operating costs and a sizable labor pool. Its infrastructure is efficiently developed and its citizens are moderately well educated, making it an acceptable location for business. Growth in Pawnee is slow and steady, but Pawneeans say that what isn't bolted down can be improved. The city is dedicated to maintaining its progress through reasonable expansion and sound planning.
Pawnee is not a tourist Mecca, but this fact has made it a somewhat desirable location for those looking to get away from the crowds. Whether it's taking in a community theater play in the park, guided tours of old Wamapoke hunting and burial grounds, or just shopping in a chain store on Main Street, there's always at least one thing to do on the weekends. The city has several hotels.
Wife: "Hubby, where should we go on vacation?"
Husband: "How about a place with rich history, thriving arts, and cultural activity..."
Wife and Husband (in unison): "PAWNEE, INDIANA."
someone who slithers into bed like a snake, and bites her partner. she is also very beautiful. like a goddess, everyone loves her. (she loves snaky trousers)
"#1 in friendship and #4 in obesity" is he motto these people live by. The people of Pawnne are fatasses but like to have fun. Overall the town sucks but the Parks and Rec department is the only thing that keeps this town going. This department is led by Ron Swanson a true American and Leslie Knope who is always upbeat and very funny. Although the department is full of wonderful people like them, they also have people that suck such as jerry Gergich.
The act of taking an unarmed hummingbird helicopter in the game ARMA 3 and having a few buddles with light machine guns or sniper rifles sit on the passenger seats, and then chasing enemy helicopters while your buddies attempt to shoot them down.
Watch out team. The enemy has a redneck pawnee behind our base waiting for transports to leave.
Home of Larry The Cable Guy. Get R' Done. Corn as far as the eye can see. You can see the town in about 10 minutes... that's if your driving slow. Boredom. Sometimes people have fun. About 1,000 people. One School. Tons of teenage drinking. Tons of drama. Tons of stupid cops. One Place... Pawnee City.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."