pawcrastinate
When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.
pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017
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pandcrastinate
verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.
Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.
Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.
Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.
To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.
To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.
pandcrastinate by jes nemo May 8, 2020
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procrastinate
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008
procrastinate
What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013
procrastinate
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
poocrastinate
Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010
Peecrastinate
What one does when they are in the movies and need to use the bathroom but don't want to miss a good part of the movie.
Mike: Jeez man, I don't think I can make it to the bathroom. I peecrastinated during the entire movie.
Peecrastinate by SydneyZane June 20, 2011
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