packrastinate

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A compound verb formed by the words pack and procrastinate. When you have to move, or go on a trip, and have plenty of advance warning, but you still only pack your belongings at the last minute.

I'm flying to Hawaii in three days, but I haven't even started to figure out what to bring. You know me - I always packrastinate.

packrastinate by sawaseyo October 17, 2008

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pawcrastinate

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.

I was going to work on some homework but my cat jumped in my lap causing me to pawcrastinate.

pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017

Packrastination

When you know you need to pack your bags for a holiday, but really, really can't be arsed, or are distracted by Facebook etc.

Jill: Have you packed for our trip Jack?
Jack: No, I've been packrastinating for the last hour!
Jill: You need to stop this packrastination!

Packrastination by StrandedSumo July 26, 2009

packtastinating

the act of procrastinating packing (either for a move or for a trip).

christine: when are you leaving?
alex: tonight!
christine: omg! have you packed yet?
alex: nope. totally packtastinating right now.

packtastinating by signed.sincerely.me December 18, 2011

Packcrastinator

the act of waiting until the last possible second to actually pack when leaving for a business trip, vacation or moving. Even though everyday for weeks you say you don't plan to go out because you need to pack, and you end up showing up anyway.

Lauren: I can't go out tonight because I HAVE to pack my stuff for my trip to Hawaii...
Joe: You can always pack tomorrow.
Lauren: No I need to get it done now.

-Later that Evening-

Joe: What are you doing here? I thought it you HAD to pack tonight.
Lauren: What can I say, I'm a packcrastinator.

Packcrastinator by bb_18 June 11, 2013

Parkrastinate

To procrastinate by doing parkour.

Guy1: Fuck this essay! I'm gonna do some kicks and shit!
Guy2: Dude, don't parkrastinate, that essay's due tomorrow.
Guy1: Cartwheels!

Parkrastinate by navuhfussavenitABACUS January 12, 2011

pocrastinate

The act of putting off paying bills because you're too poor to afford it.

John pocrastinates because he's always broke!

pocrastinate by Chet Simpson June 7, 2005

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026