Skip to main content

pawcrastinate

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.
I was going to work on some homework but my cat jumped in my lap causing me to pawcrastinate.
pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017

Packrastination 

When you know you need to pack your bags for a holiday, but really, really can't be arsed, or are distracted by Facebook etc.
Jill: Have you packed for our trip Jack?
Jack: No, I've been packrastinating for the last hour!
Jill: You need to stop this packrastination!

packtastinating

the act of procrastinating packing (either for a move or for a trip).
christine: when are you leaving?
alex: tonight!
christine: omg! have you packed yet?
alex: nope. totally packtastinating right now.

Packcrastinator 

the act of waiting until the last possible second to actually pack when leaving for a business trip, vacation or moving. Even though everyday for weeks you say you don't plan to go out because you need to pack, and you end up showing up anyway.
Lauren: I can't go out tonight because I HAVE to pack my stuff for my trip to Hawaii...
Joe: You can always pack tomorrow.
Lauren: No I need to get it done now.

-Later that Evening-

Joe: What are you doing here? I thought it you HAD to pack tonight.
Lauren: What can I say, I'm a packcrastinator.
Packcrastinator by bb_18 June 11, 2013

Parkrastinate 

To procrastinate by doing parkour.
Guy1: Fuck this essay! I'm gonna do some kicks and shit!
Guy2: Dude, don't parkrastinate, that essay's due tomorrow.
Guy1: Cartwheels!

pocrastinate

The act of putting off paying bills because you're too poor to afford it.
John pocrastinates because he's always broke!
pocrastinate by Chet Simpson June 7, 2005