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pandcrastinate

verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.

Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.
Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.

To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.
pandcrastinate by jes nemo May 8, 2020

pawcrastinate

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.
I was going to work on some homework but my cat jumped in my lap causing me to pawcrastinate.
pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017

Porncrastinate 

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.
Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
Porncrastinate by Intercaust July 5, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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