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pandcrastinate

verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.

Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.
Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.

To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.
pandcrastinate by jes nemo May 8, 2020

pawcrastinate

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.
I was going to work on some homework but my cat jumped in my lap causing me to pawcrastinate.
pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017

Porncrastinate 

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.
Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
Porncrastinate by Intercaust July 5, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026