pandcrastinate

verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.

Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.

Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.

To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.

pandcrastinate by jes nemo May 8, 2020

pawcrastinate

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.

I was going to work on some homework but my cat jumped in my lap causing me to pawcrastinate.

pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017

Plancrastinate 

To plan something at the very end, right before the set date for the event.

Ken: "Aw crap, it's the night before the party and we don't have anything set up for it!"

Josh: "Dude, why did you plancrastinate?"

Plancrastinate by Twerkley016 October 2, 2014

Panicrastinating 

The act being under extreme anxiety over an imminent deadline yet still continuing to procrastinate because you wish to relieve your anxiety.

Person 1: "Oh my God I can't stop shaking because I have a paper due tomorrow and I havent started, I need to relive some stress."
Person 2: "Dude, stop panicrastinating or you won't get anything done!"

Panicrastinating by RoboLoco January 13, 2021

pandecrastination 

(N) 1). The State of indefinitely putting off projects during a pandemic, with the sense that one has forever during which to complete it. 2). The condition of being completely unproductive, despite being sheltered-at-home and free of all outside commitments.

“I’ve been stricken with pandecrastination, so the bedroom remains unpainted, and the patio unadorned.”
“Pandecrastination has lead me not to care about the fact that I’m accomplishing very little during my lengthy stay at home due to the COVID-19 global pandemic.”

pandecrastination by KSH57 May 15, 2020