pauqt 

to make some sort of laughter sound thats not laughing

"I just farted!"
"PAUQT"

pauqt by danchez28 May 4, 2008

Paulthon 

A monkey-looking Asian with glasses. Makes funny faces when he exerts any amount of energy. Paulthon's mating call is most likely to be the following: "FUCK YOU REGGGGGIE!!!!".....or " WHY YOU SO BONNNNY!?!!"...or the ever popular "LIKE A SAMMMM BODEEEEEE". Paulthons are not compatible with Reggies so don't keep two in the same container. Don't feed after midnight.

What a Paulthon

Paulthon by Like a sam bodeeeeee May 10, 2011

pautistic 

the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town

-Did ya see young paraic last night?
- Yeah he was absolutley pautistic!!

pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010

paunting

The act of farting out of ones penis, can also be used as paunt, a penis fart.

After anal Pat is always paunting for hours.

I feel so bloated I think I need to paunt.

paunting by SnookKing417 May 17, 2017

paqtranus 

The pocket under your ass.

I can see your paqtranus when you wear that Victoria's secret bathing suit

paqtranus by Kitchinigs November 18, 2014

Pautotivious 

An adjective describing a person that works subconsciously/or without noticing that they are working, like an android.

Manager: Carl is our best employee, he is very pautotivious.

Pautotivious by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

paultercation 

When you get into an altercation with someone named Paul.

I had another Paultercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. I'd better put some ice on this before it leaves a bruise.

paultercation by PauliewithaP November 23, 2021