*middle aged man with a large hairy belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a paunch on that gut'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big hairy belly while making fun of the man for his oversized gut*

paunch by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

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paunch

asshole, douchebag, someone who needs to be kicked squarely between the eyes

Take your dick out of that, paunch!

paunch by tobster March 29, 2005

Paunch Burger

A fictitious fast food establishment that appears in NBC's: Parks and Rec. The restaurant is known for it's over-sized portions, beverages that are comically too large, and a diet water beverage with "only 60 calories" called Diet Water Zero Light.

"Don't go to Paunch Burger, their burgers are full of wasps!"
"Yeah, but they're real good!"

Paunch Burger by InfiniteFeedback September 30, 2018

popity paunch

Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt

Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant

Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as

popity paunch by Dan the Man From Manchester July 12, 2019

head paunch

The fold of fat on the back of one's head, visible on people of larger stature who favour the shorter haircut.

"Wow, you can really see Penny's head paunch since she got her lesbibob haircut!"

head paunch by Darwinator March 24, 2010

pandy-paunch

Rotund mid-section due to overindulgence and Covid lock-down related inactivity.

the button popped of my jacket because of my pandy-paunch

pandy-paunch by lynxmonkey May 5, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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