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Patoonky 

synonym for female genitalia
My patoonky was aching after the long bike ride.

I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
spitting something out of your mouth, often a negative commentary on something
Mitt Romney?....patooey! I got cat hair in my mouth...patooey! My dog kissed me on the mouth and I did a patooey.
patooey by Lex142 July 23, 2012

cutey patootey 

The word you use when describing a girls bum, when her bum is not one of those big ass nasty ones but not as flat as a peice of cardboard
WHEN SAYING THIS WORD U HAVE TO USE EITHER AND ITAILAN MOBSTER ACCENT OR A FIVE YEAR OLDS ACCENT
"Yo did u see that girl her ass was fat"
"yah but her friend had a cutey patootey"

patookey 

turd, poo, excrement, loaf, manure
What a load of horse patookey.

patorney 

it's like a pinch
"hey folks this is a test"
"it's not a test it's like a patorney"
"what the heck is a patorney?!"
"it's like a pinch!"

hehe;)
patorney by shmoshmo January 23, 2011

Platooney Dooney 

See Rooney Dooney
Why you Platooney Dooney
Platooney Dooney by Tex FPX July 28, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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