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An abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by Dooney & Burke.
Is that a Dooney you're carrying?
by PurseLovah September 28, 2006
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someone lacking intelligence or someone who commits thoughtless acts
You're a dooney if you fail health.
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Look at that dooney, he just crashed his car.
by a-rash April 18, 2006
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doo-ney (adj.) 1.) Slang for a fat, ugly, and/or annoying girl.
(N.) 2.) An obese nasty "hoe" who starves for attention and fufills her need through pointless drama and Peanut Butter Oreos, also a ruthless cockblocker.

Alternative Definitions/Words: A "bum bum bum bum " bitch, baluga whale, and any form of the word gorilla is acceptable

Dooneys need to be stopped! Recognize your local "dooney'' and call authorities a.s.a.p.
did you see that dooney gal? her saggy face was covered in peanut butter. someone's gotta drive her home.
by AnonymousDooneyVictim December 13, 2005
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In ancient days, a group of psychic Egyptians have a vision there would be a great individual that is charming, has a glorious charisma in his voice. They claim that this individual will show up in the last days of earth, He is said to be the 3rd greatest person to walk the face of this planet. Besides Jesus and Moses He is also ageless. Could be a myth could be truth.
Person 1: Dooney is coming!

Person 2: Where ?!
Person 1: There! There goes Dooney
by TheCorrupt August 24, 2018
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This is a word for a males genitalia.
Grandma: You weren’t playing with your dooney, where you?
Grandson: No grandma I wasn’t.
Grandma: you get nosebleeds from playing with your dooney!
by jweiss03706 December 08, 2018
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Usually a fob rider that talks smack while he rides off a cliff
Friend: Did you see dooney!
Other friend: He's off the cliff mate
by JordankBoiiiii November 18, 2017
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A big messy shit that gets everywhere and takes forever to clean up
"I'll be right back, I gotta drop a dooney."

"I just took a dooney and it smelled so bad."
by Jonny T. November 28, 2018
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