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spitting something out of your mouth, often a negative commentary on something
Mitt Romney?....patooey! I got cat hair in my mouth...patooey! My dog kissed me on the mouth and I did a patooey.
patooey by Lex142 July 23, 2012
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Onomatopoetic word originating from the sound made by spitting. Used to indicate disgust.
"That's not Coke, it's Dr Pepper."
"What?! Ack! Ew! Ptooey ptooey!"
ptooey by Snoodlot December 14, 2008
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A ptooey is a very young kitten whose face still looks like harsh wind blew against it, it has a round derpy face, eyes which resemble a black orb, a ball like body and short legs. Every ptooey is a kitten but not every kitten is a ptooey.
-Did you see the post I sent you of those kittens?

-Yeah! The one on the left is still ptooey!
ptooey by PtooeyEnthusiast June 13, 2023
in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.
A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"
patooty by Professor Booty May 25, 2004

Cutey patooty 

An adorable, super genuinely sweet person.
My wonderful friend, Hannah, is a cutey patooty.
1. A loose pussy.
2. A close friend.
3. A groop of close friends; (Patoosies)
"After all the guys she's fucked, I be she has a patoosy."

"Wuttup tain wicha lil patoosy?"
(What up then with your little loose pussy, bro?"

"What chall lil patoosies doin tonight?"
(What are you all guys doing tonight?"
Patoosy by Nikizzle May 13, 2005
A word meaning all sort of things, whatever you want it to mean. It is a very fun word and the official language of penguins.
Pitooey! I don't like that!
pitooey by Penguin.Lover. October 22, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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