patooey Share definition Flag spitting something out of your mouth, often a negative commentary on something Mitt Romney?....patooey! I got cat hair in my mouth...patooey! My dog kissed me on the mouth and I did a patooey. patooey by Lex142 July 23, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the patooey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch