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Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.
Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome
Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012
Related Words
Patika patik patience patio panik palika patient paikea Pati Patient Zero
A Captain Planet-like union that joined the forces of the almighty Patrick and the omnipotent Fatima to form one, all-powerful being. Similar to other awful Hollywood duos such as Brangelina, Bennifer, and TomKat, with its popularity limited to the North Jersey area.

Synonym: Fatrick
Engineer #1: Yo, who's coming to Houlihans with us?

Engineer #2: Patima, Brangelina, and Bennifer. Maybe Marlon, Taylor, Lipscomb, and Leticia too.

Engineer #1: Fuck that, I hate that d-bag Ben Affleck. He always tries to eat my cheese fries and never pays for anything.
Patima by Gentleman with a CFA January 23, 2009
Patek Philippe & Co. is a Swiss watch manufacturer founded in 1851, located in Geneva and the Vallée de Joux. It designs and manufactures timepieces and movements, including some of the most complicated mechanical watches.

Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.

It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
What kind of water is that? It's Patek water. - Future

Plain Patek, fill it with ice. Save your check, you don't know the price. - Quavo

Patek Philippe, the plain one. That's too much sauce. - Future
Patek by ndar77 November 2, 2017

Need a new patek 

When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance
Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek
A Patia is a unique, but simple name for an awesome person. The name originated from an ancient Greek scholar, Hypatia. With this origin Patias tend to be intelligent women in the academic world; however they also excel in social situations and build strong friendships. They are kind and will always have your back. Patias are the people you call when you need a shoulder to cry on or kick butt with. Also will excel in the art of debate. Note: Patias, though sweet, may often be trained ninjas; angering one such patia or a friend of one may result in a near death experience.
Wow, do you see that girl? She is such a Patia.

Man, I wish I had a friend named Patia.
Patia by Carly_j_C May 4, 2010

Sean Pataki 

Person 1: "Big Macintosh is Sean Pataki"
Person 2: "yyeeeppp"
Sean Pataki by Spikey Wikey September 19, 2012