paikea

Paikea is a beautiful white boy loving goddess who is excellent at everything including chess. She is better than you by far because she as a movie named after her and you don’t.

friend 1: omg whose that hot sexy goddess over there?!?

friend 2: oh that’s just Paikea!

by Paikeaisbetterthanyou July 3, 2019

paikea

A sexy whale rider that went to a school called st pats. He was the best at pretty much everything.

Someone: You know that guy paikea?
Someone else: Everybody knows that sexy whale rider

by I'm not a homophobe btw September 25, 2018

paikea

An asshole who will be forever lonely, he also does not like to admit his feelings for girls that like him, he needs to not touch girls hair it may annoy them

Fuck off paikea

by Yeah hsusvsugstsa May 9, 2018

Paikea

A fucking retard, always lonely, smells like hecking cheese, probs watching the rain or sum shit, idek she probably likes whales.

Whale: oh no I smell cheese
Whale #2: omg its paikea

by Thicc Luigi April 14, 2019

paikea

a trusting friend, who loves to dance, have fun and let lose.
but is a crazy ass bitch as well

see the crazy bitch doing the wap on the in the middle of class.
yeah
she is a Paikea

by who the fuck do you think!!!!! June 28, 2021