A randombloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.
Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up
Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt
Lady 1 : wowdave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant
Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as
Weird creature that only appears if you say the word "Colaris" three times while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara. (The creature only appears f you are one of the chosen ones, rumor has it that there are only four of these people).
It can be seen in different forms, mainly in a bluish/yellowish duck.
Chosen one: -while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara- Colaris! Colaris! Colaris!
Parunara: Quaaaaaaaaack
Adjective, Verb; 1:The cool/nice way in which one presents himself/herself. Such as Swag. 2: The statement of something's cool being. 3: Pauning verb; to act as a pawn from chess, standing on random obstacles. 4: Paunplacement verb; to replace words in songs or everyday life.
1: "Wow Man your looking very PAUN today."
2: "Dude that trick is so PAUN!"
3: " Bro, I was Pauning all up and down the park today!"
4: (singing)"We found PAUN in a hopeless place!"
"Dude what the heck was that. You just replaced the word love in that song with PAUN!"
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.