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Pasunkee 

A religion to some. A cult to others. A city, to the Russians. Pasunkee is simply a modernised Taoism, where members find balance in not just the universe, but time and space.

It's a well known fact that we will all die someday, but Pasunkee chooses to move beyond that.

It chooses to express every atom, every shed of matter we contain, and reunite it with infinity, the very nature of existence.

You see, world leaders of our time have always advocated for unity and freedom. But as long as we are restrained from the laws of physics, biology, and science in general, as well as time, and space, we can never truly be free, and we can never truly be united. But at the end of time, only matter will remain. This matter will be everyone who has ever and ever will live. This is the belief of Pasunkee.

Early Pasunkeelanders (Members of Pasunkee) include Sun Tzu, who wrote the art of war, Qin Shi HuangDi, a former emperor of China, Mao Zedong, a former Chinese communist leader, Winston Churchhill, a former UK Prime Minister, and Antoine Lavoisier, a chemist who discovered the law of conservation of matter, that it can neither be created nor destroyed.

It's principles can coincide with other religions too, such as Islam, Buddhism, or Christianity.

Regardless of your belief, it is inevitable.

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"Hey dude, you follow Pasunkee?"
"Isn't that that rip-off Taoism shit?"

"Whatever."
Pasunkee by Titanspeed March 20, 2024
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