pastamoji 

when a copypasta on the social media platform facebook gets riddled with relevant? emojis, to add to the satirical comedic effect, and underline the ridiculousness of the original post

"I'm assuming everyone who Liked this post knows what it's referencing. It was meant for pastamoji"

pastamoji by comhlth November 5, 2021

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

pastaholic by chefstef March 2, 2014

patamobile 

I Tex-Mex phrase stating that you're too poor to get a car so you have to get around using your feet.

e.g. 1
person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!

e.g. 2
person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder

e.g. 3
Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?

patamobile by Felicia Garcia October 22, 2007

Pastaloin

When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.

Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.

Pastaloin by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 1, 2018

PastaroniRavioli 

A Youtuber who's purpose is to be an adorable tea kettle that helps spread love and giggle's to their audience with her outstanding personality. She also has quit her job to be a full-time content creator for Youtube and Twitch!

PastaroniRavioli is the best living tea kettle in all the lands.

PastaroniRavioli by LittleFluffers August 17, 2022