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Those webs are pastied mate.
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Pastied

A state of heavy, verging on ludicrous intoxication.
"Mate I was absolutely pastied last night. Was drinking vodka like it was water.."
by Bradomir September 9, 2016
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Third partied

When in a FPS, you are fighting a team, and another team joins in on the fighting.
We got third partied and died after we killed that squad.
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pastede on

Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.

A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.

The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.

The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.

See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.
Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"
by LadySphinx November 26, 2004
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pattied

to be skipped, forgotten, left behind, or deleted.
"Spilly did you get in the queue"
"Nope, pattied again"
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Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated
Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered
by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015
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Rascal Pasties

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.
Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
by JimiBiz August 24, 2008
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