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Adeel: Shut up Hitlers slave petafier

Me: woah adeel chill out
Petafier by Secret Santa;) March 10, 2021

pastafied 

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas
If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.
pastafied by Aqxer June 6, 2014

penified 

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them
Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face
penified by sargentscrots November 17, 2009
Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate
I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"
Pestified by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012

Pontaffed 

Synonym for flanderized.
Silver got pontaffed into an idiot
Pontaffed by Fan Ilynn September 20, 2020

pentafinger 

Another word for a human hand.
Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.
pentafinger by java monster February 24, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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