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Pastaie is a unique guy that can do anything he wants , he is strong , very talented and most likely to get in top 10 richest people alive.He respects everyone and loves to socialize , but hates when hes underestimated , Pastaie is not just a name , its a nickname too , also , Pastaie is the most loved and talked about between the girls , everyone loves and respects him for who he is.Pastaie is the ultimate man.
Care e tema la mate Pastaie?
Ce faci ba Pastaie?
Pastaie by Carnatziu2000 November 22, 2021
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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

Rascal Pasties 

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.
Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
Rascal Pasties by JimiBiz August 24, 2008

Facey Pastie 

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.
"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."
Facey Pastie by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020
A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.
She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.
pastie by Joe February 1, 2004

Pyro Pastie 

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.
'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'
Pyro Pastie by iKaite July 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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