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Pastaie is a unique guy that can do anything he wants , he is strong , very talented and most likely to get in top 10 richest people alive.He respects everyone and loves to socialize , but hates when hes underestimated , Pastaie is not just a name , its a nickname too , also , Pastaie is the most loved and talked about between the girls , everyone loves and respects him for who he is.Pastaie is the ultimate man.
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Pastaie by Carnatziu2000 November 22, 2021
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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

Rascal Pasties 

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.
Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
Rascal Pasties by JimiBiz August 24, 2008

Facey Pastie 

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.
"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."
Facey Pastie by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020
A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.
She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.
pastie by Joe February 1, 2004

Pyro Pastie 

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.
'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'
Pyro Pastie by iKaite July 14, 2009