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The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.
DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.
pissflap by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

Pissflap pancake 

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.
Pissflap pancake by GregorTMS August 6, 2008

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps 

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.
pissflaps by Jus January 10, 2003

sweaty pissflaps 

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

pissflapper 

a pseudonym for a vagina, specifically, the labia
Theresa, after years of promiscuous sex, had quite a beefy pissflapper
pissflapper by Gushue November 26, 2006