Parvan 

A very aggresive, big & dishonest person. He is a very thick and overweighted person. If you meet a Parvan, you need to run before he sits on you and eventually suffocating you with his weight.

Someone: Oh my god look! He destroys everything in his path even if that something is heavy.

Me: Oh, well then it’s most probably a Parvan

Parvan by Fxxious July 3, 2022

parvan 

A person who is kind hearted person but he is a fool and does all the foolish things. He makes us annoyed. Bad at every sports.

Have big teath and is very tall.

He is a very foolish parvan

parvan by DGV09 November 23, 2021

Pârvan Cristina 

An English teacher that invented Oceania and likes to talk to Neagu about her life experience and her travels to Ocenia
She likes watching soft porn and enjoys the activities in Oceania. She is also friends with DAVID 9C

A: Have you met Pârvan Cristina
B: She is the coolest person in Oceania

Pârvan Cristina by Miei pula in gura November 28, 2024

Parangutan 

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.

Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.

Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Peter Paranoia 

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.

Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!

Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010