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Waffle Party 

A merry communal affair involving masks, dancing, and a hearty serving of waffles, the way Kier always intended.
Last night's waffle party has left this room smelling like 19th century ass.

Waffle Party 

When your workplace offers you some crappy, food-based socializing incentive instead of a raise or real benefits.
We don't want no stupid Waffle Party--we want healthcare and paid sick leave now, boss.
Waffle Party by MollyMathers April 24, 2022

Waffle Party 

Where a group of guys get together jerking off in front of a waffle and the last person to cum on the waffle has to eat it

arrives from the word waffleritis a greek word which means FUCK ME HARD
Waffle Party by xxxguitarkidxxx March 31, 2009

Waffle Party 

The act of gang stomping a fascist or Nazi with shoes or work boots, creating a waffle pattern on the face and neck consistent with the tread of the footwear.
Saw some proud boys and patriot front guys in town. We threw a waffle party so they get even less laid.
Waffle Party by Dr Raoul D August 19, 2021

Waffle party 

A party where you bring batter and make waffles. Unlike a pancake party which usually takes place at around 2 am, it is during the day usually around 12 PM. Classier than a pancake party.
Sarah: were you invited to the waffle party??
Amy: yeah I was!! Making my batter right now see you there!!
Waffle party by livingindubcity October 28, 2017

Party Waffler 

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
Party Waffler by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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