A
person in the passenger seat, who reads out
loud every sign, advertisement or
store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....
Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."
Backseat Passenger (next
day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your
wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."