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paruresis 

Popularly known as bashful bladder, shy bladder, stage fright, pee shy, etc. A social phobia with both physical and psychological aspects that make it impossible to urinate when anyone else is near by.
One guy to another: "My bladder is bursting and I can't pee a drop with all these guys lined up behind needing to piss at this urinal." The other guy: "I can't go if anyone is standing next to me." Meanwhile in the ladies' room: "I wish those girls trying to get into this stall would just shut up so I can relax and get all this pee out that I have been holding for 6 hours."
paruresis by Clean Fil June 27, 2005
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Purnurple 

A slang word for purple used by Uncle Si
That’s a Purnurple flavoured duck call - Uncle Si
Purnurple by AstroNoot May 6, 2018

Pornurbate 

To Masturbate over a Good Selection of HD internet porn
To Pornurbate masturbate - toss off wank choke the chicken over HD porn grott
Pornurbate by Pornurbate king October 21, 2012

Panurgian Sheep 

People, the masses, in that they tend to be silly and blindly do the same as other people do, even if it's a bad idea.

from the romance Pantagruel, by Renaissance French author Francois Rabelais, in which, while aboard a ship, the character Panurge buys a sheep from a flock that is aboard and casts it in the sea, at which point all the other beasts follow suit and jump in the sea.
Bah... everybody swears by those teeny bopper "stars", whether they are any good or not... Panurgian sheep all of them.
Panurgian Sheep by Sylvain October 15, 2004
A bro who doesn't even lift.
"That guy is such a parnus, he only ever uses the cross trainer."
"I don't think I've ever seen that guy lift, what a parnus!"
parnus by absoluteWANC January 25, 2013

parturitious 

the tendency to bear young'uns frequently.
Parturitious is derived from 'parturient' q.v. in a real dictionary.
parturitious by Dr. B. Hyve November 14, 2007