parlecite

A member of the alt-tech social media platform Parler who exhibits toxic behavior and attitudes towards vulnerable people.

Don't mess with that Super Karen, she's just another Parlecite.

parlecite by liddiebear November 13, 2020

precited 

being excited about something before it actually goes down

I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.

precited by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010

Precite

Saying the lines of a movie .5 to 5 seconds before the actor on screen. Usually demonstrates a deep knowledge and multiple previous viewings of the movie.

I was sitting with my husband, watching Caddy Shack, while he precited each and every line until I threw my shoe at the TV.

Precite by Ty Webb Betheball June 24, 2018

Precite

To say the lines of a movie, moments before the actor on screen says the actual line.

I consistently annoy my family when I precite during movies like Moneyball that we have seen many, many times.

Precite by Mikey Mike Boy Genius November 6, 2022

Paracite 

The reviewer of a scientific publication who forces you to cite their own irrelevant paper.

One of the reviewers wants me to cite his paper on cancer biology in my manuscript of the mechanisms of bacterial resistance. What a paracite!

Paracite by amretal January 5, 2023

Palesited 

The stealing of an identity.

Fabricated narratives at the expense of others.

The creation of nothing but chaos and destruction.

Being unwanted.

I thought I would build something but I Palesited and whined instead everywhere I go.

Palesited by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023

Palesite 

A foreigner with no stake in the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine deciding to virtue signal on behalf of the Palestinian side through often obnoxious and sometimes threatening behaviour towards random people on the internet, these unreasonable actions can range from spamming the term "Free Palestine" under every single social media post they come across whether or not the post is relevant to the conflict at all, and harassing anyone who asks them to stop doing so, to gathering in groups and organising protests, riots and engaging in acts of public disturbance by blocking roads, highways while holding Palestinian flags and shouting anti Jewish/Israeli slogans and even beating members of the public whom they believe to be Jewish in some cases.

A - Oh my god, B, look at this, yet another "free palestine" comment!
B - Again? What post is it under this time?
A - It's a NBC post about a train accident that killed a few hundred people in a south asian country!
B - Oh god, those palesites are out of countrol! They pretend to care about innocent lives being lost in the middle east, but clearly they haven't the decency to at least respect those who died in this particular accident that has absolutely nothing to do with the conflict!
A - Agreed, these palesites ought to be deported and sent to Palestine to fight since they love it so much!

Palesite by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024