Palesited 

The stealing of an identity.

Fabricated narratives at the expense of others.

The creation of nothing but chaos and destruction.

Being unwanted.

I thought I would build something but I Palesited and whined instead everywhere I go.

Palesited by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023

Palsied

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.

Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.

Palsied by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

Polested 

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

Polested 

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

Polested by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019

palsied limmo 

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm

e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.

palsied limmo by ws May 6, 2005

polested 

Having been molested with Papal approval.

Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.

polested by rickrocks April 16, 2010

Palsied Chicken 

The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or don't want to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you periodically try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence you look like a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.

My sister got me a great blazer for Christmas, but i'm still pulling off the palsied chicken and it's February. Damn turkey leftovers.

Palsied Chicken by KatieMaidenName December 5, 2007