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Where all the rich spoiled kids live in Northern Baltimore County, there the kids that sneak out every night because there parents don’t give a fuck and are super cool with everything. This is the only place you really have fun at because of all the different dumb SHIT you can do here. Get u a freind that lives in Parkton
Yo you wanna go to parkton and fuck around with the rich kids....?!
parkton by T4M110 September 30, 2019
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parton's chowder

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

John James Parton 

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )
Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !
John James Parton by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

Partoned 

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
Partoned by Ytuoms June 30, 2018
To publicly embarrass yourself on social media
Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.
Parton by Randy2412 April 29, 2019

Parkstone Grammar School 

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.
Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!

parktown boy

A man of stature and gentlemanly conduct who can rebel to survive when the time calls. Who is superior to jeppe scum and kes girls in all ways

For example
Ryan- I want to go to the gym but you know what. Habashwe
Man- the party is dull. Why are we here
Parktown boy-lets go across the road to the parktown party
Man- that sounds sick. Arise
parktown boy by White zulu boy December 2, 2014