Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.
Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.
Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."
The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.
Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.
Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.