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Parkhurst Academy

The run down insane asylum run by the demon of greed Ms.Austin and is called a "school" all of the fortnite kids from around the world visit frequently and do ritual dances to summon hurricanes and demons alike.
If you like fortnite you should go to Parkhurst Academy!

Nutters from Parkhurst 

A term that refers to a group of extreme criminals sentenced to HM Prison Parkhurst in the town of Parkhurst on the Isle of Wight, UK.
I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!
Nutters from Parkhurst by Mr Peng August 17, 2016

Helen Parkhurst 

Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.
Joe: "Damn that girl is kinda cute"

Luc: "Dude, don't bother, she goes to Helen Parkhurst."

Chip Parkhurst

Arnold is almost as strong as Chip Parkhurst.
Chip Parkhurst by GMD1 July 18, 2008

Parkourse 

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.
Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."
Parkourse by Exo Epic July 11, 2015

Parkourastination 

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.
Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.
Parkourastination by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009