parkner 

The ship name between MCU characters, Peter Parker (Spider-man) and Harley Keener (Iron Man 3)

Person 1: What’s your favorite MCU ship?
Person 2: Parkner!

parkner by stupid_twix January 21, 2021

Bondage Partners

Bondage Partners is to unite at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey) through a Barriage Matrimony or a Barriage Ceremony for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love in a Barriage (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in a Bondage Matrimony...

Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & the better half of a Bubby is a Bifey (or a Bubby). A Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby
&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Also known as: Barriage Ceremony, Bondage Matrimony, Barriage Matrimony, Bondage Ceremony, Polyamorous Barriage, Polyamorous Matrimony, Polyamorous Ceremony, Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships

(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)

Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life since they had their Barriage Ceremony.

and

Their Barriage Ceremony officially united them as Bondage Partners and that took place on November 28th 2015.

Bondage Partners by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019

parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014

Peter Parker 

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

Peter Parker by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019

Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

Parker Square by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

Malachai (Kai) Parker by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Tony Parker 

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.

Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!

Tony Parker by david faustino October 15, 2012