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by Microwavedsausage April 20, 2020
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The limit of a function that describes the velocity at which the organism can traverse from point A to point B, as time approaches infinity.
In most cases the organism won't even reach point B.
As the function of the organism approaches infinity, it will intersect many normal human organisms traversing at a much higher velocities, and reaching point B before the organism.
Biological studies have been done on the organism to find out why it cannot travel faster, often by dissecting it. However this method is extremely hard, as the organism contains a multi layer of lipids surrounding its body.
Scientific results show that usually the organism tends to expire before it reaches its destination, and needs more oxygen to walk faster.
Chemical studies have tried to calculate this amount of oxygen in moles, assuming at first, that the organism was like most other species that live on earth, but it was found that even the most advanced and efficient computers are not able to computate such a high number. Thermodynamic experts, who are aware of the fact that the universe will ultimately end in a state of equilibrium due to entropy, predict that the number of years that the universe will have to live will be much less ever since this organism has come about into the world.
Alien theorists like to use this organism to prove their ideas that aliens do indeed exist on Earth, but their proofs are unable to explain this organism of such large scale managed to enter the Earth's atmosphere in such an unnoticable way.
Despite all appearance, DNA studies shows the organism (believe it or not) is indeed human (even though the DNA was extremely hard to extract since the nucleus was being squished by all the adipose in the cells).
Due to this recent information, anthropologists began looking at the organism, trying to find human qualities about it. They discovered that it did not have a displeasing personality, although its brain power is definitely lacking and its intelligence level is very low.
Despite all appearances, it has left all human being speechless by its uncanny ability to manage to obtain multiple degrees.
Psychologists have discovered certain patterns in its behaviour. It prefers to spent its time in school habitats, which may be due to its lack of knowledge and intelligence. It seems to be hungrily for knowledge. However, most humans who are in daily contact with it, would agree that it is in fact trying to hinder others from increasing their own intelligence, in hopes that the whole world will become just as stupid as it is.
This mysterious organism provides much speculation and amusement for other human beings.
The limit of a function that describes the velocity at which the organism can traverse from point A to point B, as time approaches infinity.
In most cases the organism won't even reach point B.
As the function of the organism approaches infinity, it will intersect many normal human organisms traversing at a much higher velocities, and reaching point B before the organism.
Biological studies have been done on the organism to find out why it cannot travel faster, often by dissecting it. However this method is extremely hard, as the organism contains a multi layer of lipids surrounding its body.
Scientific results show that usually the organism tends to expire before it reaches its destination, and needs more oxygen to walk faster.
Chemical studies have tried to calculate this amount of oxygen in moles, assuming at first, that the organism was like most other species that live on earth, but it was found that even the most advanced and efficient computers are not able to computate such a high number. Thermodynamic experts, who are aware of the fact that the universe will ultimately end in a state of equilibrium due to entropy, predict that the number of years that the universe will have to live will be much less ever since this organism has come about into the world.
Alien theorists like to use this organism to prove their ideas that aliens do indeed exist on Earth, but their proofs are unable to explain this organism of such large scale managed to enter the Earth's atmosphere in such an unnoticable way.
Despite all appearance, DNA studies shows the organism (believe it or not) is indeed human (even though the DNA was extremely hard to extract since the nucleus was being squished by all the adipose in the cells).
Due to this recent information, anthropologists began looking at the organism, trying to find human qualities about it. They discovered that it did not have a displeasing personality, although its brain power is definitely lacking and its intelligence level is very low.
Despite all appearances, it has left all human being speechless by its uncanny ability to manage to obtain multiple degrees.
Psychologists have discovered certain patterns in its behaviour. It prefers to spent its time in school habitats, which may be due to its lack of knowledge and intelligence. It seems to be hungrily for knowledge. However, most humans who are in daily contact with it, would agree that it is in fact trying to hinder others from increasing their own intelligence, in hopes that the whole world will become just as stupid as it is.
This mysterious organism provides much speculation and amusement for other human beings.
by AlienTheorist March 11, 2008
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Is known to give excessive amounts of "banter", but struggles to receive it. Also a big mummy's boy.
by Morgan37174 July 1, 2016
Get the Parkes mug.Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."
by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021
Get the Pulling a parkes mug.A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
by The Russler650 May 28, 2012
Get the Daniel Parkes mug.Usually found in scummy bars slutting drinks of strangers. Often confuses itself with royalty due to inappropriate dreams of not having to work or pay for anything. Shes got a cracking dick though.
Guy:Omg have you seen that girl, shes doing an elise parkes - shes practically dry humping that poor fat man.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.
by gangstabetripping March 1, 2013
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