I was talking to Nick about selling Norelcos on eBay, when Eddie reminded me of the time when he stole microphones from the church. Eddie made a porcerous comment.
shitting all over a newspaper,then rolling it up so theres space on both sides of it open then sticking one side up your butt,then farting so all the shit sprays out,perferbally onto a picture of parker root,then licking all the shit off the picture while moaning"o yeah,egg salad samwhich"
aww dude you know what sounds really fun?
whats that?
ummm like walking to the comic book store and comming back here and we could try parkerooting all over eachother...
Parcemon is the best guy you will ever know, you can trust him and he will never betray you. Handsome, smart and noble are some of the best things he has as a person.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.