parasiked 

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a *long* extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean) to connote. Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.

Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
Wow, I said sarcastically, as Tom revealed his parasiked bank account.

parasiked by JoshuaDefined January 15, 2022

parasiked 

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a long extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean). Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.

parasiked by JoshuaDefined January 16, 2022

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Paraskevi 

A beautiful name for a beautiful Greek girl. This is the type of girl you want to be around all day. She is an amazing artist and writer. If you're lucky enough to date her you'll never want to let go.

Damn look at her, she must be a paraskevi

Paraskevi by IAMANONBIASSOURCE May 9, 2018

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014