Auqv

An uncommon (incorrect) alternate spelling of "Aqua" used primarily by Americans as a form of insult toward slow people.
You're late, stop being so Auqv!
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Auqv

An uncommon (incorrect) alternate spelling of "Aqua" used primarily by Americans (originating from New Hampshire) to refer to slow moving tides, which then developed into a form of insult aimed toward slow people.
Don't be auqv, we've got to leave in 10!
by JoshuaDefined April 19, 2021
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parasiked

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a *long* extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean) to connote. Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.
Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
Wow, I said sarcastically, as Tom revealed his parasiked bank account.
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parasiked

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a long extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean). Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".
Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
by JoshuaDefined January 16, 2022
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