Parasex

Short term for paranormal sexual encounters

Last night i was doing A paranormal investigation at the Local grave yard

When i encountered a spirit who wished to have parasex with me,
Needless to say it was one of the most wild paranormal sexual encounters i had ever experienced.

Parasex by muoss July 11, 2019

Parasex

Para role-playing involving sex.

Girl: PARASEX PARASEX PARASEX!
Boy: Don't tempt me!

Parasex by Hollis Hydeman July 6, 2010

Parasex

To have chromosomes of a gender yet being of the opposite gender.

“She has a parasex and doctors don't exactly know what she is.”

Parasex by anonymous August 14, 2024

parasex error 

When your judgement of a person is distorted because you're having sex with them and view them from a different angle. Like parallax error - but with sex.

"She is a 10!"
"ehh.. sounds like parasex error to me"

parasex error by theejudge September 4, 2015

parasentience

The capacity to sense beyond what others normally sense.

I saw her parasentience in action as she opted to exit the freeway right before the truck in front of us exploded.

parasentience by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2018

Paratext 

A super long text message.

Dude.. just text yes or no. You don't have to write a paratext.

Paratext by Leinstein September 6, 2016

paratext 

When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.

Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."

paratext by AstroFox August 5, 2016