Paratext 

A super long text message.

Dude.. just text yes or no. You don't have to write a paratext.

Paratext by Leinstein September 6, 2016

paratext 

When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.

Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."

paratext by AstroFox August 5, 2016

harry paratestes 

sounds like hairy pair of testes

"is harry paratestes here? Do i have a harry paratestes?"

harry paratestes by mcdugan September 9, 2007

Paratextoid 

Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.

phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes

bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.

Paratextoid by abwoitas June 15, 2010

partexting 

to {text} while in a stationery vehicle

"pull over when partexting"

partexting by misterred January 3, 2010