Paratext

A super long text message.

Dude.. just text yes or no. You don't have to write a paratext.

Paratext by Leinstein September 6, 2016

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paratext

When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.

Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."

paratext by AstroFox August 5, 2016

Word of the Day on August 8, 2016

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Related Words

Paratext • Paratextoid • partexting • harry paratestes

harry paratestes

sounds like hairy pair of testes

"is harry paratestes here? Do i have a harry paratestes?"

harry paratestes by mcdugan September 9, 2007

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Paratextoid

Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.

phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes

bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.

Paratextoid by abwoitas June 15, 2010

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partexting

to {text} while in a stationery vehicle

"pull over when partexting"

partexting by misterred January 3, 2010

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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