Paralex 

The douche at the party that everyone secretly hates. Usually a huge nerd in some way that thinks he's cool. Acts and dresses like a fake gangsta but is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

Paralex is saying he's going to fight someone but he's a bitch.

Paralex by Chilledwhitewidow February 18, 2011

Paratext 

A super long text message.

Dude.. just text yes or no. You don't have to write a paratext.

Paratext by Leinstein September 6, 2016

paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

paralix 

Paralix is probably one of the hottest people to be alive.With his giant dick he is a frickin chick magnet.If you find a Paralix dont be afraid.He is one of the coolest and caring people on earth.

Paralix is cracked at fall guys.

paralix by pArIiiiiiiiS August 25, 2022

Paralee 

One who is as beautiful as an angel or goddess, kind, unselfish, lovely, sexy, and funny. The perfect girl.

I love Paralee more than anything.

Paralee by j0mammy January 29, 2005

Paralee 

Paralee is very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see in this world. When you look into them they make you see all that is good in this world, they make you want to believe in love, they make you want to believe souls exists because she is so perfect in every single way. But do not let her fool you, she is a master with words, she'll tell you what she knows you want to hear just so she can have what she wants from you. She will look at you with those big, gorgeous eyes and you will believe anything she says, while she says she loves you she is looking for a way to break your heart because you're nothing but a game to her. The only person she has ever loved is herself. Yes this may sound rude and incredibly wrong, but people should be warned. She is Taylor swift song material.

Paralee is the most beautiful name in the world.

Paralee by Realthug July 11, 2014

paratext 

When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.

Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."

paratext by AstroFox August 5, 2016