parapants 

Coloured, skinny leg pants, typically red, worn by anyone, usually teenagers. Based off of the Nashville band "Paramore", as the lead singer often wears coloured pants.

"OMG LYK MY RED PANTS?"
"Yes, you have a nice pair of parapants."

parapants by Jess____5 February 16, 2008

pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.

Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.

pastapants by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007

paraxanthine 

a derivative of xanthine with 2 methyl groups replacing it. It is structurally similar to theobromine and caffeine, just the difference of methyl groups.

Caffeine is changed to 84% paraxanthine, 12% theobromine and 4% theophylline.

paraxanthine by chemguide August 10, 2019

Partypants 

A man or woman who refuses to be constrained in the confines of any kind of lower body apparel after a few too many drinks.

Man, Ethan just funnelled 5 beers!
Ya! he's got his partypants on!

Partypants by the original ethan April 29, 2011

paraplant 

The keen ability for an individual to make someone else feel paranoid by planting a thought or idea into that persons head.

you can paraplant into other people by suggesting scary ideas "hey, do you think she doesn't like you......because I was wondering why she was whispering the other day and happened to be looking in your direction" or "do you think they plan some layoffs, because now we have too many employees"

paraplant by reading your mind August 29, 2013

Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

Paracats by Smuuush November 17, 2016

parapets 

One thing is know for sure they are definitely parapets, Dennis is the only one who knows their true purpose.

Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure.

You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs your from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are.
Your score was: -1

parapets by LlamaX2 January 14, 2004