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pastapants
When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.
Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.
pastapants by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007
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paraxanthine
a derivative of xanthine with 2 methyl groups replacing it. It is structurally similar to theobromine and caffeine, just the difference of methyl groups.
paraxanthine by chemguide August 10, 2019
Partypants
A man or woman who refuses to be constrained in the confines of any kind of lower body apparel after a few too many drinks.
Partypants by the original ethan April 29, 2011
paraplant
The keen ability for an individual to make someone else feel paranoid by planting a thought or idea into that persons head.
you can paraplant into other people by suggesting scary ideas "hey, do you think she doesn't like you......because I was wondering why she was whispering the other day and happened to be looking in your direction" or "do you think they plan some layoffs, because now we have too many employees"
paraplant by reading your mind August 29, 2013
Paracats
The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....
parapets
One thing is know for sure they are definitely parapets, Dennis is the only one who knows their true purpose.
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