Parallel porking
Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
Parallel porking by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020
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parallel porking
parallel porking by Zedarius November 8, 2015
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When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.
As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.
parallel parking by Cabot November 17, 2006
parallel parking
parallel parking by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019
Intuitive Parallel Parking
When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
Intuitive Parallel Parking by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023
parallel parking
what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
parallel parking by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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