parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius September 24, 2015

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020