papon 

one who gave birth to evil twins. but he is such a god he turned the twins into his minions and now they do his bidding. though no one could do it as well as him.

one time papon and I went into the woods to go camping and I said I wish there was a bar here. And wouldnt you know it, papon built a damn bar by nightfall. Then he drank all the booze, kicked the shit out of all the men, had sex with all the women, set the bar on fire and burned it to the ground till he pissed out the burning embers. i asked, whyd you do that and papon said "LEAVE THINGS AS YOU FOUND EM I ALWAYS SAY!" to bill papon!!

papon by El Chief September 10, 2006

papon 

A godly man among men.
One who uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

"To bill! He is such a papon. One time I caught Papon havin sex with my wife and I thanked him for it he is such a God. Then he punched me in the face and I thanked him again. To Bill Papon"

papon by El Chief September 10, 2006

Papooched 

When a bitch has you fucked up.

I was papooched when this girl said she didn’t like chinchillas.

Papooched by j_depetris October 3, 2020

Pakoniggy 

Half Pakistani, half black, all boss. You do not want to get in a fight with this species, they will wreck your shit up and then continue on to your hot sister.

Not only did I get my ass handed to me during Words with Friends, a pakoniggy also mugged me and took my watch! He was so attractive he caught me off guard.

Pakoniggy by Brown Wonder November 27, 2012

pagong 

To, one by one, pick off the members of an opposing team. The term originates from the first season of Survivor where the members of Pagong tribe were outnumbered by the members of the Tagi tribe, resulting in the Pagong tribe eventually being wiped out.

"Let's just band together and pagong their asses."

"If we don't do something soon, they will just pagong us."

See also: pagonging

pagong by Bob24984329843 October 12, 2005

papoi 

pronounced: pa-poy

A common word used by small yellow creatures. These creatures can be found in moving pictures and movies such as dispicable me. In this yellow creature's language, the word 'papoi' means 'toy' or 'unicorn toy'.

im sorry unicorn fan club, I would like to bring to your attention that the collection of papois that we had in the front display case have gone missing

papoi by rilesluhvsyuhh July 27, 2011

Papango 

A delectable combination of a mango and a squashed papaya.
A perfect word to teach young children in an attempt to get them interested in more exotic fruits.

(NB: a squashed papango is known as a "mimosa")

"What's that new thing in the fruit bowel mummy?"
"Oh, just a papango darling"

Papango by LickenChicken April 27, 2009