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Padonk
Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.
The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.
One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.
One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Padonk by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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Padonk padonk
I guess you could call it another way of saying badonkadonk, but really its someones hilarioulsy embarrassing mistake.
1."talk about a padonk padonk"
2."lmao, wtf are you talking about?"
1."jees cracker its a fine ass"
2."right, im the cracker, lmao, its badonkadonk re re"
1."oh..." :/
2."lmao, wtf are you talking about?"
1."jees cracker its a fine ass"
2."right, im the cracker, lmao, its badonkadonk re re"
1."oh..." :/
Padonk padonk by guywhotypeslow December 27, 2009
Padoinker
Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.
Padoinker by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019
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padonkadonk by P-Biddy April 26, 2004
Padookie
Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.
Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.
Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.
Padookie by Notalex216 April 30, 2011
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