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Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
Padonk by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010

Padonk padonk 

I guess you could call it another way of saying badonkadonk, but really its someones hilarioulsy embarrassing mistake.
1."talk about a padonk padonk"
2."lmao, wtf are you talking about?"
1."jees cracker its a fine ass"
2."right, im the cracker, lmao, its badonkadonk re re"
1."oh..." :/
Padonk padonk by guywhotypeslow December 27, 2009
A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker
Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.
Padoinker by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019

padonkadonk

a massively large and/or fine piece o' bootay
MMmmmmm man that bitch got her some padonkadonk!
padonkadonk by P-Biddy April 26, 2004

padunkadunk 

junk in the trunk. other wise known as a persons backside, or ass.
damn look at that padunkadunk!
padunkadunk by steve December 17, 2004

Padookie 

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.
Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.
Padookie by Notalex216 April 30, 2011