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philophilia 

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.
She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.
philophilia by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018

Philophiliac 

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.
Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

Papiphilia 

When you are sexually attracted to your 'Papi' and want to spank him uncontrollably.
PersonA: PersonB you are a victim of Papiphilia.
PersonB: Well... Fuck me sideways!
Papiphilia by Adam Pevensie September 4, 2016

papalphilia 

pa·pal·phil·i·a   pay-pal-fil-ee-uh

noun Psychiatry.
an erotic attraction to the pope or the papacy
Q: Why did we run out of broadband data this month?
A: Because Joe downloaded fffffifty terabytes of papalphilia
papalphilia by fettish44 July 5, 2012

Palophilia 

The obsession of the Palestinian culture, identity, traditions and how to steal it due to the inexistence of your own. Mostly done Israeli settlers.
Those Israeli settlers suffer from severe Palophilia .

Palophilia 

Preying on Palestinian individuals, culture, identity, and traditions.
If you prey on Palestinians you are into Palophilia.
Palophilia by Thegingarab June 13, 2024