papermaker

a cute ass vaporeon like really cute and can be used as a replacement for cute

"God Evan is so Papermaker

by normalman6 August 28, 2021

permakermit

When someone has a constant frog in their throat causing this persons voice to resemble Kermit the Frog

"have you ever noticed that she always has a frog in her throat? She's totally permakermit.

by Aaron-Core April 23, 2008

gapermaker

A gapermaker is a person who likes to gape peoples' asses. Gapermakers are likely to practice other degrading sex acts like atm action and gape rimming.

That VanW guy is a real gapermaker !

by J.E. November 30, 2006

Pacemaker

A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).

Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"

by sanic May 26, 2014

pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.

The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.

People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.

John had a Pacemaker put in so that he could live an (almost) normal life again.

by the juicebox September 19, 2008

Paperwalker

Someone who is certified crazy and not in a asylum.

I can't believe Lindsey isn't locked up because she is a total paperwalker.

by Irene Weez September 2, 2010

papermate

to fuck or have sex with

Damn i'd love to papermate that chick!

by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007