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A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).
Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
by sanic May 26, 2014
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