Pacemaker 

A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).

Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"

Pacemaker by sanic May 26, 2014

pacemaker 

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.

The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.

People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.

John had a Pacemaker put in so that he could live an (almost) normal life again.

pacemaker by the juicebox September 19, 2008

pacemaker 

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart. The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles. People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and intended by God to die, only to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them living freaks.

John has a Pacemaker, yo!

pacemaker by Mr. Mammon July 30, 2008

Paymaker

A springtime cocktail made with Maker's Mark, Prosecco, dry vermouth and lime juice.

On a sunny Friday after getting paid, I like to sit on the patio and drink my Paymaker with great friends.

Paymaker by RoccoMom May 3, 2019

Paymaker

A Frankensteinian candy bar creation that’s one-third Pay Day, one-third Milky Way and one-third Snickers.

He got high, went to the bodega and created a Paymaker.

Paymaker by kyrie swerving May 7, 2019

peacefaker

1. A "peace-at-any-price" person.
2. One who makes any and all concessions necessary to keep the situation copesetic, pleasant, and non-confrontational in the short term without regard to the long term consequences.

Someone who can't say no to anyone, even if the other person isn't necessarily argumentative or contrary.

peacefaker by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005

Peacemaker

A masturbation technique where you grab your shaft with your left hand then make a peace sign with your right hand. Place the bottom of the V of the peace sign in the middle of the shaft and apply pressure moving your right hand to the tip of your helmet. Then repeat back and forth. The concept is to tilt the peace sign forward so your extended fingers rub the bottom of your helmet on the way up.

I love watching Jag. Catherine Bell is so hot. I'm going to go pop off a peacemaker.

Peacemaker by masturbatory_elite May 11, 2010