A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).
Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
by sanic May 27, 2014
A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.
The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.
People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.
The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.
People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.
by the juicebox September 20, 2006
The art of providing aesthetically pleasing music to a variety of age groups, young and old alike, within a genre of music.
by Mrfunkyfresh October 20, 2011
A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart. The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles. People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and intended by God to die, only to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them living freaks.
by Mr. Mammon April 16, 2006