term used to describe a woman who chooses not to shave her nether regions, thereby making her bush look like JJ Walkers' fro from the 1970's sitcom Good Times
Mike: Did you bang Judy last night?
Timmy: No way man. We were getting into it, she took off her panties and her bush looked like the top of Jimmy JJ Walker's head.
Mike: Sounds like she has a Dynomite pantyfro. That sucks dude.
Timmy: True that
Pantyfreeze refers to any person, action, or inanimate object which halts sexual arousal in females.
"I was hanging out with this guy and things were going prettywell. We went back to his place, which turned out to be his mom's basement. Total pantyfreeze."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!