HMM

HMM.....
by N4K3D TURTLE December 07, 2011
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Stands for "harshing my mellow." Something to be used when you are annoyed, or your normally green aura has been turned red.
John: You need to be more responsible! What is wrong with you, don't you have any sense of trustworthiness?
Jeff: Chill out, man. You're HMM.
John: What? Filthy hippie!
Jeff: :P
by No irgindwo May 13, 2012
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An acronym which stand for 'Human Male Milk', relating to sperm.
"Hey can I drink your HMM?"

"No, that's kinda gay"
by Saphhyrus November 10, 2022
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Something somebody says when they are thinking about what you have just said. They have an opinion.. but dont want to tell you what it is.
Person A: I believe in faeries
Person B: Hmm (secretly thinking.. Idiot).
by Rach June 08, 2003
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Ur either thinking or something else;
Me: do u want frozen yogurt or icecream?
Freind: hmm, idk
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The universal interjection of a true philosophical and political thinker.
Guy 1: So what's your take on Obama's health care plan?
Guy 2: Hmm...

(five minutes later)

Guy 2: ...so this guy's like, the President, right?
by Dude in Your Pants December 07, 2009
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The sound you make when you;
1. are cheating on, or don't know the answers on the test, but to avoid the teacher's attention, you fake being in deep thought.
2. Someone close to you (in person) asks you a very confusing question (usually for the jokes) or a very hard question, you make this sound while thinking about it, before answering.
3. are in deep trouble, usually with a significant other or parent, and when they ask you something along the lines of "What did you do wrong?" trying to make you confess so you feel guilty. If you decide to piss them off further, you make this sound despite knowing full well what you did wrong.
(1.) Jim: cheating on the test, when he notices the teacher is coming
Also Jim: Starts rubbing his chin "thoughtfully" "Hmm..."
Teacher: may have noticed what he was doing, may have been oblivious, but the anxiety of whether the teacher knew or not would be eating Jim up from the inside.
(2.) Friend: "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Me: "Hmm..."
Also me: "Well, the egg, because evolution occurs through childbirth and..."
(3.) Pissed off GF: "What did you do wrong tonight?"
BF: decides to be an asshole "Hmm... I don't really know! What did I do to ya?"
GF: becomes a literal tomato "YOU ASSHO-" throws something at him
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 07, 2020
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