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the word "panto" specifically means a rock spider or paedo, but can be used to describe anything that is sexually disgusting or dodgy.

it was born out of the extremely suspicious english theatre called pantomime with dialogues like:
"where is he??... '
"look behind you! he's behind you!!!"
"where?"
"behind you!!"

check out that guy ordering a happy meal... totally panto!

panto by Anti-panto January 11, 2009

Words you can keep

panto

an orgasm in your pants

Whilst the girl played footsie like a schoolgirl with the boy, she had a panto.

I just panto-d. Damn.

panto by yellowcracker October 7, 2010

Related Words

pantomime • panton • panto • Panto Klamo Goatpen • Pantocrator • pantofla • Pantophobia • panto hado • panto-pedo • Panto Polo

PANTO

doing something totally ridiculous, or trying to rip someone off, or simply doing something illogical which gets many people angry.
also: the act of pulling a PANTO

PURVU: ''YO REX WANNA HIT THE CLUB AND FIND SOME HOT BITCHES?!''
REX: I DON'T KNOW MAN I'D RATHER NOT
PURVU: AH COME ON MAN! YOUR PULLING ANOTHER PANTO!

PANTO by Psychadellic August 4, 2008

panto

Panto is a 5’7 foot fat fuck that has an extremely thick neck, it is so thick that half of our country goes and slaps it.

Sen neter panto adamsan

panto by Nigg3rballs August 13, 2025

panto klamo goatpen

the original that guy, the dude who ruins all your pictures making a funny face in the background

Damn that Panto Klamo Goatpen not one good picture on this memory card He ruined every picture of the party from Friday night

panto klamo goatpen by Pantomatic February 11, 2009

panto hado

Fried bread. Great served with pasta or other saucy dishes.

We are having spaghetti and ponto hado tonight.

panto hado by Rio January 22, 2005

panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.

Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!

panto-pedo by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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