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peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.
Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!
peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016
noun: the victim of a pantsing. A pantsie is the guy you see at the mall or walking down the street wearing his pants low on the hips so you can see his skinny little ass, and also the fact that he wears bargain-basement boxers. You would create a pantsie by pulling down his pants. Usually a wannabe of some sort, as a pantsie must do something to show the world how great he wishes he were. BTW-why are pantsies only guys?
Imagine you're walking behind someone flashing his butt crack and his dirty shorts (change them once in a while, jag-off!) letting the world know he's secure in his surroundings, unafraid of being exposed for what he really is (an insecure loser). As a public service you decide to finish the job he started by lowering his pants to floor level, preferably while in the presence of the girl he really likes, or the kids who hate him. VOILA!! You have created a pantsie.
pantsie by earpuller September 27, 2005

poopy in my pantsies 

when u go poopy in ur pants
Friend: “Brandon, lets go!”
Brandon: “I just went poopy in my pantsies.”

peniswise 

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick
"see dat hoe she is peniswise"
peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003

Pantssexual

you are sexually attracted to pants stop why
Dumbass-im pantssexual
His mum- Go touch grass
Pantssexual by Alice69420 March 7, 2022

pantsist 

Someone who is prejudice or discriminates towards pants, causing them not the wear them.
Woman: Why isn't that boy wearing pants?
Man: He is a very pantsist individual.
pantsist by Joe Giuliano May 22, 2008