pansyitis 

An illness that makes you act like a pansy.
The act of always acting like a pansy.

Nina, your PANSYITIS sure is flaring up now that we are at the top of the cliff!!

pansyitis by DaTempest June 15, 2023

partyitis 

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.

After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.

partyitis by jpg3 November 29, 2013

Pinkyitis

(n) Disease that is acquired after enrollment in a private school and is passed generation to generation. One may notice this by ones pinky always in an erect position. It is the true portrayal of snobbish behavior.

Devin and Jon were normal guys until they enrolled in Loyola University and noticed that they had received pinkyitis. Now there the laughing stock of every party.

Pinkyitis by Doctor S March 29, 2010

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

Chronic Pussyitis 

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pussyitis 

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

pussyitis by JC January 11, 2004